

Trial and Error
In England, purportedly from an actual trial:
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young
man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed
her seat, and he seemed more amused. She moved again. On her fourth move, he burst out
laughing.
She had him arrested.
When the case came before the court, this was the man's reply when asked why he acted
in such a manner:
When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under
an advertisement which read "Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins." Then, she moved
under one that read "Sloans Liniments remove Swelling". I was even more amused
when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read "William Stick Did The
Trick." Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat
under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this
accident."
He won the case.

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