

A Letter From Mom...
Dear Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did
when you first left. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20
miles of home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address as the last family
here took the numbers with them for their next house, so they wouldn't have to change
their address. This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in,
pulled the chain, and I haven't seen them since. It only rained twice this week, three
days the first time, and four days this time. The coat you wanted me to send to you, your
Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the heavy buttons,
so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. About your sister, she had a baby this
morning. I haven't found out whether it's a girl, or a boy, so I don't know if your an
Aunt or an Uncle.
Not much more news this time, write soon.
Love, Mom

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