A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to
the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One
says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!"
"Are
you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's novocaine
during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication!
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to
eat. He came across two men: one was sitting under a tree and reading a
book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly
pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of
the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten
different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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