Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were
problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the
toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being
behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This
stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of
them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows
where. More Stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to
the ground and scattered the toys. So frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of
coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the
liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and
it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell
rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The
angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?" And that my friends,
is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.
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