I have lurnt WordPerfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheat progroms
Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.
Reason for leaving last job: Maturity leave.
Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.
Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.
It's best for employers that I not work with people.
Let's meet, so you can "ooh" and "aah" over my
experience.
You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.
Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.
I was working for my mom until she decided to move.
Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No
commitments.
I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.
My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in
meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.
I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant.
Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.
Marital status: often. Children: various.
Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to
work by 8:45 every morning. Could not work under those conditions.
The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous
employers.
Finished eighth in my class of ten.
Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as
"job-hopping." I have
never quit a job.
