A blonde is horribly
overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
"I want you to
eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2
weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have
lost at least 10
pounds."
When the blonde
returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly
30 pounds.
"Why, that's
amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow
my instructions?"
The blonde nodded,
"I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to
drop
dead that 3rd
day."
"From hunger, you
mean?", asked the doctor.
"No, from
skipping
