Q. What's the
definition of an accountant?
A. Someone who
solves a problem, you didn't know you had, in a way
you don't understand.
Q. What does an
accountant do for birth control?
A. He talks about
his business.
Q. What's an
extroverted accountant?
A. One who looks at
your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his
own.
Q. What's an
insolvency practitioner?
A. Someone who
arrives after the battle and bayonets all the
wounded.
Q. Why did the
auditor cross the road?
A. Because he
looked in the file and that's what they did last
year.
Q. How do you drive
an accountant completely insane?
A. Tie him to a
chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map
the wrong way.
Q. What do
accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
A. Depreciation.
