The Elevator"
A Newfoundland family took a vacation to Toronto.
One day, the father took his son into a rather
large building; they were amazed by everything they saw --especially the elevator at
one end of the lobby.
The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?" The father
responded,
"Son I have never seen anything like this in my
life, I don't know what it is!"
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed
astonishment, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The
walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls
light up.
They continued to watch the circles light up in the
reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous 24-year-old woman stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your
Maw."
