How cold is it?
Some Winter Thoughts...
Degrees Fahrenheit:
60: California residents put on sweaters (if they can find
one).
50: Miami residents turn on the heat.
45: Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.
40: You can see your breath.
California residents shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesota residents go swimming.
35: Italian cars don't start.
32: Water freezes.
30: You plan your vacation to Australia.
25: Ohio water freezes.
California residents weep pitiably.
Minnesota residents eat ice cream.
Canadians go swimming.
20: Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
New York City water freezes.
Miami residents plan vacation further south.
15: French cars don't start.
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
10: You need jumper cables to get the car going.
5: American cars don't start.
0: Alaska residents put on T-shirts.
-10: German cars don't start.
Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
-15: You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
Arkansas residents stick tongue on metal objects.
Miami residents cease to exist.
-20: Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.
Politicians actually do something about the homeless.
Minnesota residents shovel snow off roof.
Japanese cars don't start.
-25: Too cold to think.
You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
-30: You plan a two-week hot bath.
Swedish cars don't start.
-40: California residents disappear.
Minnesota residents button top button.
Canadians put on sweaters.
Your car helps you plan your trip south.
-50: Congressional hot air freezes.
Alaska residents close the bathroom window.
-80: Hell freezes over.
Polar bears move south.
Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
