Golfing Humor
(thanks to WhyteOut for these)

One morning a golfer was paired with another at the first tee...The first golfer hit his drive into the woods and as he walks toward the woods, the second golfer hears this beeping. The first golfer who hit the ball into the woods walks right up to the ball and finds it and brings it back out to the fairway. The second golfer is stunned and said "That ball is amazing!" The first golfer said "That's nothing.. if it lands in the water a floatation device brings it to the top and I can get it out. And if it lands in the tall grass it puts up a little flag so I can see where it is. The first golfer says "WOW.. that's amazing.. where'd you get it?" The first golfer says.. "I found it"

God, Jesus and St Peter are all golfing in heaven one day and St Peter hits a beautiful drive down the center of the fairway.. 250 yards.
Jesus steps up and drives a gorgeous shot... straight, true.. about 275 yards down the middle.
God steps up... Hits a wicked slice into the woods..and it hits a tree and bounces back into the fairway...where a crow comes down and picks the ball up and flys towards the green and drops it into the sand trap where a little turtle nudges the ball out of the trap and onto the green, then a salamander swishes his tail and hits the ball directly into the hole.
Jesus turns to God and says:
"Hey, Dad, are you gonna play golf.. or just goof around?"

I was asking this coworker how he played golf on Saturday...
He said.."I played SO badly...that the two best balls I hit were when I stepped on a the rake in the sandtrap."